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Prevarication is voluntary. :wink:

Gapie is actually an android, brilliantly designed/assembled by Lemming and slimline in the basement laboratory of Lemming's olde English castle. Didn't know he owned a castle, did you? Leases out a wing to a large family of Roma Gypsies, which was a huge mistake, since they will never leave. King Gypsy insists Lemming marry his daughter. :wink:

Based on a real person Lemming met in Amsterdam many years ago, Gapie is programmed to do what he does...meet smokers in town and assist in his inimitable way, as an agent of ACD. :wink:

Cisco is a practicing Druid who worships trees. Sometimes a little too fervently, ifyouknowhatimean. :wink:
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Nimrod wrote:Prevarication is voluntary. :wink:

Gapie is actually an android, brilliantly designed/assembled by Lemming and slimline in the basement laboratory of Lemming's olde English castle. Didn't know he owned a castle, did you? Leases out a wing to a large family of Roma Gypsies, which was a huge mistake, since they will never leave. King Gypsy insists Lemming marry his daughter. :wink:

Based on an real person Lemming met in Amsterdam many years ago, Gapie is programmed to do what he does...meet smokers in town and assist in his inimitable way, as an agent of ACD. :wink:

Cisco is a practicing Druid who worships trees. Sometimes a little too fervently, ifyouknowhatimean. :wink:

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:lol: :lol:

You got some serious shit flying bout in that aul cerebral cortex of yours :lol: :lol:
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brilliant, nimro!! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: 8) :lol:
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now you are going to make me look up 'prevarication'
How much did you produce?
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I am actually a nice guy in person. :P
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If you rub a newborn baby against your stomach vigorously, like a latex balloon, you can get the baby to adhere to a wall with static electricity, just like a balloon.

Works with very fuzzy kittens, as well. :wink:
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Nimrod wrote:If you rub a newborn baby against your stomach vigorously, like a latex balloon, you can get the baby to adhere to a wall with static electricity, just like a balloon.

Works with very fuzzy kittens, as well. :wink:
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The joints I roll are so huge that I have to light them up with solar flares.
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A little known, but time-honored American tradition for overseas visitors, upon arrival in someone's home, is to run and jump up on the host's ceiling fan in an attempt to do a complete revolution whilst hanging from it. The fan will undoubtedly support your weight, and your daring and athleticism will surely impress your host. Remember to shout 'Ride 'em Cowboy' for full effect. :wink:
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I have both male and female genitalia
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lolz
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I once touched Angelina Joile in an inappropriate place and the bitch enjoyed it
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That SEARCH function is just so fucking hard to employ. :wink:
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