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Nimrod wrote:Prevarication is voluntary.

Gapie is actually an android, brilliantly designed/assembled by Lemming and slimline in the basement laboratory of Lemming's olde English castle. Didn't know he owned a castle, did you? Leases out a wing to a large family of Roma Gypsies, which was a huge mistake, since they will never leave. King Gypsy insists Lemming marry his daughter.

Based on an real person Lemming met in Amsterdam many years ago, Gapie is programmed to do what he does...meet smokers in town and assist in his inimitable way, as an agent of ACD.

Cisco is a practicing Druid who worships trees. Sometimes a little too fervently, ifyouknowhatimean.

Nimrod wrote:If you rub a newborn baby against your stomach vigorously, like a latex balloon, you can get the baby to adhere to a wall with static electricity, just like a balloon.

Works with very fuzzy kittens, as well.