Joke: Marijuana and cops

Puffin13 · Post by **Puffin13** » Sun 27th Jul 2008 07:10 am

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,
but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept .
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff
come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Sun 27th Jul 2008 09:59 am

sh@dy · Post by **sh@dy** » Tue 29th Jul 2008 02:04 pm

haha

NirvanaEJ · Post by **NirvanaEJ** » Tue 29th Jul 2008 03:07 pm

cheese · Post by **cheese** » Tue 29th Jul 2008 07:20 pm

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

thats a good one

BigRigRob · Post by **BigRigRob** » Tue 29th Jul 2008 09:03 pm

Man, I gotta try that. Splitting firewood sux.

Ash333 · Post by **Ash333** » Tue 29th Jul 2008 10:50 pm

BigRigRob wrote:Man, I gotta try that. Splitting firewood sux.

do u no have central heating outside europe?

cheese · Post by **cheese** » Wed 30th Jul 2008 02:26 am

yes but alot of houses , at least in canada still have an old fashion fire place. and even fire pits outside.. where cut up logs or firewood are perfect

geoffk · Post by **geoffk** » Wed 30th Jul 2008 04:16 am

There are quite a few houses in my (red)neck of the woods without central heating.

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Wed 30th Jul 2008 07:28 am

I miss the open fire my gran had in her house.

If I ever get round to building my own hoose, I'm havin an open fire

DC · Post by DC » Wed 30th Jul 2008 10:58 am

I take it Floyd didn't have internet access.

NirvanaEJ · Post by **NirvanaEJ** » Wed 30th Jul 2008 01:08 pm

Twichaldinho wrote:I miss the open fire my gran had in her house.

If I ever get round to building my own hoose, I'm havin an open fire

do you mean like a fireplace?

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Wed 30th Jul 2008 05:46 pm

NirvanaEJ wrote: do you mean like a fireplace?

Yes.

Bethlehem · Post by **Bethlehem** » Thu 14th Aug 2008 09:57 am