Dampkring

[PeteAH]

I always seem to given wet weed in here.
Generally stay clear.

[Slip & Sal]

I don't like any of them. I always get given shit weed here. Doesn't do a thing. I like the first Dampkring decor, but that is it. My suggestion, stop by for the experience, but don't expect great service or good weed as they know they have enough customers, without you, so why would they care if your unhappy.

[StonerDan]

Got Laughing Wreck 8.50 a gram, had a toke put it out and left the rest of it there, it was filth my mate did get some nice hash there but will be avoiding from now on

[CannaSir]

Ok, so I was in town very briefly on Wednesday and one of my buy-and-flys was Dampkring - they were out of stock of what seemed like everything good so i asked the tender what he had left that was very high - he recommended something or other and i bought 2 varieties. The absurd price for the 5g was 75e (i think that was a rip too but hey my bad for not checking). Anyway I handed over 2 x 50e notes and

THE TENDER WITH THE EAR-LENGTH DARK HAIR AND A BIT OF A BEARD - THE ONE WITH THE SLIGHTLY FULLER FACE OUT OF THE TWO - 5FT 9 OR 1O, MEDIUM BUILD

then tried the old note-shuffling trick on me: as follows:

he takes the 2 50's, gives me a 5e change and then INSTANTLY slaps the 2 50's together with a huge deck of notes he had and at the same time he turned his head away quickly in an attempt to stealthily 'end the transaction' without looking at me, pretending he was levelling his deck...

I said, Errr - I gave you 2 x 50's!! ?? He looked at me and then down at the thick bunch of notes and then turned his palms out and smirked, deck still in hand, in the way that is sometimes ascribed unkindly to Jews. The unspoken message, clearly shown by his body language was 'Ive got such a big bunch of notes here - dont try to scam me m8!'

I looked him calmly and firmly in the eye and said very slowly: 2 bags of weed - 75e, yes? you gave me 5e change... after a pause in which i'm sure he was trying to calculate what combination of notes to say i'd given him (only an 80e combo was possible and he had no 10's in his bunch so he would've had to claim i had given him 4 x 20's to make his pretence look believable - with an inauthentic mumbled apology as an afterthought the slime handed me a further 20e from the till and returned to fiddling with his tubs and avoiding my eyes.

I was starting to feel outraged at what he had tried on and was ready to cause a scene if i had to. I reckoned that both the cocky-looking hardman on the door, just like the twat of a tender had both underestimated me due to my somewhat (very) square appearance - it's good to be underestimated... but that thought started to spoil my buzz rapidly and i was very relieved when twat-features gave me my money and I left, NEVER to patronise that piece of shit establishment again!

So, to recap, not only is Dampkring uncomfortable to sit down in, BUT THEY HAVE A THIEVING BUDTENDER working there. NB - see my description above.

FYI - i went to 420 from there and experienced the lovely contrast of the very friendly italian budtender, cute girl at the bar, Neville's Haze trembles and restored my buzz to proper happy-status before arriving at Voyagers!

FUCK OFF DAMPKRING.

[geordiephil]

Ok, so I was in town very briefly on Wednesday and one of my buy-and-flys was Dampkring - they were out of stock of what seemed like everything good so i asked the tender what he had left that was very high - he recommended something or other and i bought 2 varieties. The absurd price for the 5g was 75e (i think that was a rip too but hey my bad for not checking). Anyway I handed over 2 x 50e notes and

THE TENDER WITH THE EAR-LENGTH DARK HAIR AND A BIT OF A BEARD - THE ONE WITH THE SLIGHTLY FULLER FACE OUT OF THE TWO - 5FT 9 OR 1O, MEDIUM BUILD

then tried the old note-shuffling trick on me: as follows:

he takes the 2 50's, gives me a 5e change and then INSTANTLY slaps the 2 50's together with a huge deck of notes he had and at the same time he turned his head away quickly in an attempt to stealthily 'end the transaction' without looking at me, pretending he was levelling his deck...

I said, Errr - I gave you 2 x 50's!! ?? He looked at me and then down at the thick bunch of notes and then turned his palms out and smirked, deck still in hand, in the way that is sometimes ascribed unkindly to Jews. The unspoken message, clearly shown by his body language was 'Ive got such a big bunch of notes here - dont try to scam me m8!'

I looked him calmly and firmly in the eye and said very slowly: 2 bags of weed - 75e, yes? you gave me 5e change... after a pause in which i'm sure he was trying to calculate what combination of notes to say i'd given him (only an 80e combo was possible and he had no 10's in his bunch so he would've had to claim i had given him 4 x 20's to make his pretence look believable - with an inauthentic mumbled apology as an afterthought the slime handed me a further 20e from the till and returned to fiddling with his tubs and avoiding my eyes.

I was starting to feel outraged at what he had tried on and was ready to cause a scene if i had to. I reckoned that both the cocky-looking hardman on the door, just like the twat of a tender had both underestimated me due to my somewhat (very) square appearance - it's good to be underestimated... but that thought started to spoil my buzz rapidly and i was very relieved when twat-features gave me my money and I left, NEVER to patronise that piece of shit establishment again!

So, to recap, not only is Dampkring uncomfortable to sit down in, BUT THEY HAVE A THIEVING BUDTENDER working there. NB - see my description above.

FYI - i went to 420 from there and experienced the lovely contrast of the very friendly italian budtender, cute girl at the bar, Neville's Haze trembles and restored my buzz to proper happy-status before arriving at Voyagers!

FUCK OFF DAMPKRING.

ah the old kansas city switch eh this happens to many times,we maybe stoned but we not dumb they will try anything on i have heard a few times about dampkring doing this id of personally more than likely made a right scene then proceeded to drag him over the counter,no need to rip people of they do that on the transaction on there bud

[mikelondon]

Visited Amsterdam from the 20th to the 23rd of this month.

Walked into The Dampkring and joined the queue. Lady from behind the bar asked me to remove my hat, so i said sorry and removed it. Just as well i'm not a cancer sufferer or have alopecia and i had to wonder if the same rules would reply in that respect. Anyway it's thier coffeeshop so i guess you go by their rules, but this was the only shop on my trip (And i visited 12-15) that asked this request.

So i'm in the queue and the guy at the front gets his bag and weed, but he decided he would like to change it for something else. I could understand it being an inconvenience, but the budtender went over the top raising his voice and saying something along the lines of "jesus make up your mind why make me bag it" etc.

I turned around and walked out shaking my head.

I know they are busy, i know that have a so called rep to keep after gaining big heads due to a certain movie, but abruptness and rudeness are not needed. I only went there because i heard the weed was of a high standard and then never found out if it was true or not. I think this place could learn a lot from other popular coffeeshops that can still do business with patience.

[Boner]

They ask for people to remove their hats for security reasons, lots of other coffeeshops do it as well.

[True Playa]

Got some ginger ale from here, interesting smell, clearly some kind of amnesia though. Had that soapy kinda taste you associate with ginger beer and is an associated taste of some haze. Quite nice but nothing amazing.

[Cry Tuff]

Panties dried out yet ?

Ok, so I was in town very briefly on Wednesday and one of my buy-and-flys was Dampkring - they were out of stock of what seemed like everything good so i asked the tender what he had left that was very high - he recommended something or other and i bought 2 varieties. The absurd price for the 5g was 75e (i think that was a rip too but hey my bad for not checking). Anyway I handed over 2 x 50e notes and

THE TENDER WITH THE EAR-LENGTH DARK HAIR AND A BIT OF A BEARD - THE ONE WITH THE SLIGHTLY FULLER FACE OUT OF THE TWO - 5FT 9 OR 1O, MEDIUM BUILD

then tried the old note-shuffling trick on me: as follows:

he takes the 2 50's, gives me a 5e change and then INSTANTLY slaps the 2 50's together with a huge deck of notes he had and at the same time he turned his head away quickly in an attempt to stealthily 'end the transaction' without looking at me, pretending he was levelling his deck...

I said, Errr - I gave you 2 x 50's!! ?? He looked at me and then down at the thick bunch of notes and then turned his palms out and smirked, deck still in hand, in the way that is sometimes ascribed unkindly to Jews. The unspoken message, clearly shown by his body language was 'Ive got such a big bunch of notes here - dont try to scam me m8!'

I looked him calmly and firmly in the eye and said very slowly: 2 bags of weed - 75e, yes? you gave me 5e change... after a pause in which i'm sure he was trying to calculate what combination of notes to say i'd given him (only an 80e combo was possible and he had no 10's in his bunch so he would've had to claim i had given him 4 x 20's to make his pretence look believable - with an inauthentic mumbled apology as an afterthought the slime handed me a further 20e from the till and returned to fiddling with his tubs and avoiding my eyes.

I was starting to feel outraged at what he had tried on and was ready to cause a scene if i had to. I reckoned that both the cocky-looking hardman on the door, just like the twat of a tender had both underestimated me due to my somewhat (very) square appearance - it's good to be underestimated... but that thought started to spoil my buzz rapidly and i was very relieved when twat-features gave me my money and I left, NEVER to patronise that piece of shit establishment again!

So, to recap, not only is Dampkring uncomfortable to sit down in, BUT THEY HAVE A THIEVING BUDTENDER working there. NB - see my description above.

FYI - i went to 420 from there and experienced the lovely contrast of the very friendly italian budtender, cute girl at the bar, Neville's Haze trembles and restored my buzz to proper happy-status before arriving at Voyagers!

FUCK OFF DAMPKRING.

[Kingdoc]

Double post delete bonny,Ty KD.

[Kingdoc]

Ok, so I was in town very briefly on Wednesday and one of my buy-and-flys was Dampkring - they were out of stock of what seemed like everything good so i asked the tender what he had left that was very high - he recommended something or other and i bought 2 varieties. The absurd price for the 5g was 75e (i think that was a rip too but hey my bad for not checking). Anyway I handed over 2 x 50e notes and

THE TENDER WITH THE EAR-LENGTH DARK HAIR AND A BIT OF A BEARD - THE ONE WITH THE SLIGHTLY FULLER FACE OUT OF THE TWO - 5FT 9 OR 1O, MEDIUM BUILD

then tried the old note-shuffling trick on me: as follows:

he takes the 2 50's, gives me a 5e change and then INSTANTLY slaps the 2 50's together with a huge deck of notes he had and at the same time he turned his head away quickly in an attempt to stealthily 'end the transaction' without looking at me, pretending he was levelling his deck...

I said, Errr - I gave you 2 x 50's!! ?? He looked at me and then down at the thick bunch of notes and then turned his palms out and smirked, deck still in hand, in the way that is sometimes ascribed unkindly to Jews. The unspoken message, clearly shown by his body language was 'Ive got such a big bunch of notes here - dont try to scam me m8!'

I looked him calmly and firmly in the eye and said very slowly: 2 bags of weed - 75e, yes? you gave me 5e change... after a pause in which i'm sure he was trying to calculate what combination of notes to say i'd given him (only an 80e combo was possible and he had no 10's in his bunch so he would've had to claim i had given him 4 x 20's to make his pretence look believable - with an inauthentic mumbled apology as an afterthought the slime handed me a further 20e from the till and returned to fiddling with his tubs and avoiding my eyes.

I was starting to feel outraged at what he had tried on and was ready to cause a scene if i had to. I reckoned that both the cocky-looking hardman on the door, just like the twat of a tender had both underestimated me due to my somewhat (very) square appearance - it's good to be underestimated... but that thought started to spoil my buzz rapidly and i was very relieved when twat-features gave me my money and I left, NEVER to patronise that piece of shit establishment again!

So, to recap, not only is Dampkring uncomfortable to sit down in, BUT THEY HAVE A THIEVING BUDTENDER working there. NB - see my description above.

FYI - i went to 420 from there and experienced the lovely contrast of the very friendly italian budtender, cute girl at the bar, Neville's Haze trembles and restored my buzz to proper happy-status before arriving at Voyagers!

FUCK OFF DAMPKRING.

Fucking hell mate! thats one hardcore arsehole you found there,Ive was never in during the cup week as i read the light baggies thread,,,, & mikelondon,, I know some of them are arrogant cunts but you have to take you hat of for security reasons man! lots of petrol stations & stuff get robbed by guys wearing helmets & such in holland.

[BlackDomina]

stuff is f***ing rude.

I prefer Dampkring II...

[bobtheman]

Was here on sunday got the lemon larry og 13a g (i think)The weed was awful dry i taught decent enough smoke though nice citrus taste off it

[abc123]

I was here a few days ago, only because they are the only place I know that do G13/Amnezia...got a gram of it....was pretty decent.

Also asked my girlfriend to remove her sunglasses lol...

[Spacefunk]

Dropped by here today to pick up some Lemon Larry OG, Laughing Buddha and Trainwreck. Yet to smoke the others but the Laughing Buddha is a real steal at 7,5e/gram - absolutely great weed!