What NOT to do in Amsterdam

[BigRigRob]

Ride your bike through the airport...

[TwoCanucks]

^^^^outstanding!

[Dimon]

Wow ! That's some funny ,crazy shit!!! I want to DO it

[spidergawd]

You found a top one there BigRig.

[Adamster]

Don't not do this.

Go on a McDonalds crawl with the Munchies. Culminating in eating 20 Hamburgers and 10 ice creams in a couple hours.

try this on last day of the 2003 High Times cup me and friend went McDonalds for BFast and r order was 20 Pancakes 10eggs Mcmuffins and 2 large Oj from AH ...took about 90minutes and other 90minutes b4 if came all out (stupid things you go when high)

[Nimrod]

When staying in a holiday rental with others, do not get cute and overthink double-locking the door from the outside, when it's idiot-proofed (keyhole blocked) from the inside, allowing someone to be locked in the flat.

[RvanSteensel]

Eat 3 paradox cakes before going on the train.

[mafufero]

Don't not do this.

Go on a McDonalds crawl with the Munchies. Culminating in eating 20 Hamburgers and 10 ice creams in a couple hours.

Did something very similar to that at FEBO, only to embarrass myself shortly thereafter in front of my Dutch hosts as I launched vomit projectiles off their 4th floor balcony at 2AM. I think everyone in their apartment complex heard it.

[BarbieMarley]

Love this thread! So funny!! Reading through it thinking; yep, done that, also fine that! So funny! Keep them coming mine are:

Do not buy a grinder when you get there if your gonna smoke a lot ; most places give you a free grinder if you purchase 5g.

Do not go to "lost in Amsterdam" til 4 in the morning getting stoned and then proceed to miss your 8am flight! Oops..

Do not feel you have to buy after viewing a menu.

Please DO go to Albert hejin stores! Stock up on drinks for your room, much cheaper..

[sensi315]

DO NOT miss the train stop at the CS on your way to AMSTERDAM so you dont end up in UTRECHT wondering all the way there that the ride is taking too long thinking WTF??

[Rusty Shackleford]

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT go on a month long break from toking, then proceed to roll and toke up a pure 1 gram spliff after arrival...

Stoned Times...But Very Very White Times

[treetop]

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT go on a month long break from toking, then proceed to roll and toke up a pure 1 gram spliff after arrival...

Stoned Times...But Very Very White Times

Time was my arrival ritual was to go to HGF and buy 1g of their cheese. This was back when their cheese was good. I'd put the 1g in a joint then... 'we have lift off....' Especially seeing as I didn't smoke regularly back then.

[ftcarer]

DO NOT miss the train stop at the CS on your way to AMSTERDAM so you dont end up in UTRECHT wondering all the way there that the ride is taking too long thinking WTF??

sort of did this , I just got straight on the train to Utrecht at Schiphol, then wondered why I didn't reconise any of the journey

[Marco]

DO NOT miss the train stop at the CS on your way to AMSTERDAM so you dont end up in UTRECHT wondering all the way there that the ride is taking too long thinking WTF??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aster.html

[dpgsoulja89]

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT go on a month long break from toking, then proceed to roll and toke up a pure 1 gram spliff after arrival...

Stoned Times...But Very Very White Times

this exact thing happened to me four times and i bet it will happen again
as soon as the whitey hits.. "oh no not again"
the best cure is drink a soda and focus on your breathing..works for me