Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers

[Smirks]

My boss is a great guy.

[spidergawd]

I am Smirks boss

[Quazer]

Don't you all just love it when replies are realistic? "No you cant", is the new motto of ACD:

Where can I find Mars Ape Haze? "You won't find it since it has over 15% THC"...
Can I still roll with tobacco? "You should be banned for asking".
Any good places to hang out? "Use the search engine you lazy fuck"!
Can I listen to my own music? "Music is considered witchcraft in Holland".
Are tourists still allowed to buy weed in Amsterdam? "Yeah, but for you they'll make an exeption".
How much are the hookers in the RLD? "Ask your mom"!

[spidergawd]

Don't you all just love it when replies are realistic? "No you cant", is the new motto of ACD:

Where can I find Mars Ape Haze? "You won't find it since it has over 15% THC"...
Can I still roll with tobacco? "You should be banned for asking".
Any good places to hang out? "Use the search engine you lazy fuck"!
Can I listen to my own music? "Music is considered witchcraft in Holland".
Are tourists still allowed to buy weed in Amsterdam? "Yeah, but for you they'll make an exeption".
How much are the hookers in the RLD? "Ask your mom"!

Excellent, what are you toking today? .


I dont want to brag, but I've just found out I'm a John Paul Getty lovechild and I can prove it. So I think we will be moving to Amsterdam fairly soon.

[Nimrod]

Secession plans call for the creation of a new country...Baconia. Capital city will be New Pork.

Favorite football team? West Ham, natuurlijk.

[Uncle Ron]

I'm going to Denver for 4/20, but I told a friend I would be in Amsterdam instead. ......heheheeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm trying to decide when could possibly be the worst moment to tell this dear friend of mine?
I'm thinking he'll figure it out when I don't show. ...... hahahaaaaaaaaa
...and the shocker - I won't post a pretentious travel report either. ........puhleaseeeeeee...
...
Taking the piss, one stoner at a time...

[Nimrod]

Not at all interested in seeing the look on someone's face when they arrive in Amsterdam and discover that they have nowhere to stay. At least not where they think they were staying.

Fuck ME?...Fuck YOU!

[Nimrod]

I know I'm REALLY high, when all of the individual coins in my collection begin speaking to me, telling fantastic stories of where they've been and who's handled them over the years.

[spidergawd]

I've see that the Abba museum has just opened in Stockholm so I might might have to take a rain check on Amsterdam and 420.

[Uncle Ron]

I've see that the Abba museum has just opened in Stockholm so I might might have to take a rain check on Amsterdam and 420.

Take Nimrod with you, he simply loves Abba...
Fuck me? Fuck you back beotch...
...

[Nimrod]

Fuck you, RayJay!!

Hoohoohooooooooo

[Uncle Ron]

I wanted to get high, but decided commenting in this thread was so much more important...
...

[treetop]

blah

[Nimrod]

Holy crop!

There's a new video game available for all gaming consoles, which simulates cannabis growing, called 'Cult of 8'.

Contrary to some initial reviews, it's more exciting than watching grass grow!

[Quazer]

I love it to hang out in Amsterdams gay bars. Fills my heart with joy to flirt with men. Think I gonna hit Otherside right now for a gram of Warme Cheekjes.