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First of all this shop is my local shop.

The shop has a very nice relax atmosphere and the staff r very nice and helpfull as well, dont hesitate to ask what the best at the moment is and u'll end up with stuff much better than MK Ultra.

The best weed 4 me is AK47 and Amnesia Dreams (AD) at around 7 euro's a gram.

they have 3 pricelists, weed, cononsieur (4 the one who knows what he smokes and knows what he wants (a lot of toerist clame they know and then pass out...lol 4 us) and hash.

just so u know,

the best ones r:

isolator (they have 3, the best is 90% thc)
Shiva
AK47
A.D.
Stella Blue (++)
Sour Diesel (flavour is relative 2 each person(some like, some don't but it makes more than up 4 it in effect)

(i know i miss some but these r the ones i know they have standard and not a single import).

To us (me and my friends and some more locals) amnesia has become like a afterschool/work hangout.

also there r some reviews of the above that wine about the door or something, wich is always open and some other people wich most likely past out and broke a tooth....yes U!!!!;p

I just want to ad 1 thing, watch ur dosage in ur joints u tourists, cause we dont WANT to fix u and carry u out when u pass out!
cause u think u can handle it, but ur not suposed to hit the door on ur way out!....especially Americans!!!

!!!TEXAS WEED IS CRAP!!!(but 4 some very rarely good harvests)


come and let us teach u how to really smoke....

Greetings,

Rutger.

PS. dont post unless uve been there cause some of u r talkin serious crap (and dont tell me back then, because...im a local morons)

1 more thing, some of the shops in the list r good but most of m crap...seriously crap...

best ones r:

Greenhouse (there r 4 by 3 diferent owners)(they give good weed but there expensive and dont give 4 me to little of weed 4 ur money
(also the greenhouse r usualy the ones the actors and musicians hang out, alltough they usualy rent the intire shop)
the best one is near the water in front of Dam square (palace behind u, right side there is a road wich u follow with the palace behind u, on the right side there is a small shop called green house,on the other side of the water a bar called susies, its kinda hard 2 miss)

Dutchflower

Tweede Kamer
the top 2 r in the same alley

Amnesia

La Canna
(on dam square, palace behind, u go left into the shopping street and keep going strait on, u cant miss it.)

(im not sayin the rest is all crap but they don't even remotely come close to the atmosphere and quality of the good ones)

Also these r not all the good ones, i left some out, but we dont want all the good shops crawlin with tourist offcourse (no offence)

Greetings

Rutger

Rutger, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but not all Americans are light weights when it comes to burning the herb. I tried over 17 different types of pot and 1 hash last month when visiting this great country and not one really kicked my ass. Yes, I got stoned, but not stoned to the bone like I expected. My H.G. holds it's own when it comes to taste and buzz. The Bubblegum was very good at Amnesia, but I didn't hit my head or bust a tooth when entering or leaving. Maybe it's my age (I'm 50) and I've been burning weed maybe longer then you've been alive. I guess the next time we go, I'll only ask for the killer shit. AzLaker

Rutger wrote:La Canna
(on dam square, palace behind, u go left into the shopping street and keep going strait on, u cant miss it.)

I shant take 1 bit of notice of anything you write from here on, La Canna has to be one of the worst coffeeshops in Amsterdam, I'd rather spend my money and time in a Bulldog.

On your previous thread you say the Amnesia Dreams is better than MKUltra yet you dont know the price? (as you said around €7 surely if you were a local you'd know how much it cost) Weird that dont you think? I think your a fake wannabe who hasn't even been to Amsterdam yet!

Good Call Boner. Normally I won't reply, but heh not all Americans are light weights when it comes to smoking the herb. Is he trying to stir the pot (no pun intended) AzLaker

strange post rutger...
isn't rutgers in jersey?
you don't sound dutch to me...

nytvd wrote:strange post rutger...
isn't rutgers in jersey?
you don't sound dutch to me...

I'm guessing the name's inspired by Rutger Hauer the actor.

Rutger Hauer is under appreciated. He, like Christopher Walken, makes an excellent villian/anti-hero.

As to the Rutger from above, I never bother answering guys like that. 90% of the time they rarely live up to their chronological age, let alone their own hype. Besides, it's kinda silly bragging "I can hold my weed, but you silly <put adjective here> can't".

My H.G. holds it's own when it comes to taste and buzz.

very very true!!

Some1 should tell rutger that if it wasn`t 4 so called tourists where does he think the dutch economy would be. And when they finally ban coffeeshops 4 foreigners 80%of tourists aren`t even gonna visit the netherlands anymore I know I won`t. Its thanx 2 foreign tourists that this jokers able 2 cash his social security benefit, I know 4 a fact he`s not a student cause if he was he`d be more intellegent than he`s actually showing. And as 4 his comments about Le Canna theyre a complete joke.

If Rutger really is a Dam local, then I guess he has every right to be annoyed by the tourists who come into his favourite shop, smoke something too strong, then pass out, but does he really have to be an absolutely pompous ass & tar all tourists esp. Americans with that brush?

The one's who pass out/puke up in coffeeshops are a small minority, I would bet my life on that. I've been to Amsterdam three times now, & in all the shops I've visited I've not once seen that sort of behaviour. That's not to say I won't the next time I go, but I think it's safe to say Rutger has noted the odd one or two Dam visitors who can't handle their smoke (which is inevitable if he does actually live in the city, I'm sure if I lived there I'd see all kinds of goings-on) & is trying to put the blame on anyone who isn't Dutch.

As for his American-bashing, that's somewhat uncalled-for. The only thing I've noticed from reading some of the coffeeshop reviews on the main ACD pages is that one or two of them are a wee bit fussy about the quality of hotel rooms or service in shops, but that's not to say every single Transatlantic visitor is like that in any way. Besides, my wife is American, so I'm allowed to say things like that!

As far as tourists passing out from smoking too strong a weed I'm yet to see it personally, I've been to Holland about 14 times in total and the worst I saw was a young lad sitting on the steps of a shop looking extremly white and after drinking some Cola he was alright.

Killer Smoking Bull Ice O Lator HASH!!! Sexy Dealer/Bar tender!
Very sweet and friendly!!! Great place to hang!!!!

A great little shop this one again with friendly staff good atmosphere and a good slection of smokes.
MK ultra from here is great all the goods i teied were top class and strong.

topmarks

went there based on advice in this forum, had a great time - best coffeeshop I have been to in Amsterdam.
wrote about it in the travel/after section.