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I think the Tolstraat one is a little cheaper (though don't hold me to that).

I've been a few times and usually had pretty friendly service, nice guys it seems. However, last time I went (about 2-3 months ago or so) I didn't feel very comfortable there. I'd gone for the Serious 6, place was dead (was about 7-8pm midweek) except for a few staff - 1 working the counter, another in the back just chatting with some girl.

The guy serving me didn't know much about the S6, which is fair enough as they have a big menu but he gave the impression that he wasn't in the mood for any conversation giving pretty blunt responses and low talking, making me feel like I was asking too many questions. I didn't mind though, I was stoned and just assumed maybe it was one of those days... I remember though that one of the first remarks when I asked about the S6 was was how he'll get to maybe try it after he finishes, which made me think of him like some stoner addict who can't wait til it's smoking time.

Anyway I asked for 3g, paid by card and he didn't say anything at all - no thanks, no yep that's all good, no do i want a receipt; just instantly started doing something else behind the counter. So I stood there waiting - 2 bags in front of me (I didn't know why he put 3g into 2 bags and it looked more than 3g to my eye - I hadn't paid more which was one concern initially) so I just inspected them not wanting to walk out with both in case it was a pick one bag deal (I saw it before I bought too). After a couple of minutes, in which he did glance at me like why was I still there, I asked "So.. this is mine right??", which got his attention like I'd really distracted him with him responding "what? what?" so I asked "both of these bags are mine then??" to have him snap back at me "Yes yes they're both yours" feeling like he's almost shooing me towards the door as if "go go".. And then snatched the 50c I put down on the counter as tip thinking it'd been a long day maybe (before I went to put my card in).

I would go back as service has been friendly every other time but jesus, I wouldn't wanna see this guy working if the place actually had some customers for him to serve if it was too stressful for him with no one there. Miserable fucker. I really do still think it was over 3g too though so fuck it

Thomasbandit wrote:I think the Tolstraat one is a little cheaper (though don't hold me to that).

You are right! after checking coffeeshopmenus.org the tolstraat is cheaper by about 1e all accross the menu, glad i have not been to the central shops since living here! 14.5 for SLH?? 14e for SSH?? I don't know what i am saying i paid 15e for a gram of haze in Barney's the other day on a random whim....

Super silver takes longer,so it will cost a tiny bit more

Exodus cheese was below average temple ball was nice but not worth the price. Service was show off rules. Slamming the tubs about spinning the around. The tender nearly dropped a tub when throwing towards my nose for me to take a sniff and inspect the goods. Crazy stuff to hectic for my liking. Left ASAP wont buy again

cornish pixie wrote:Slamming the tubs about spinning the around.

making shake/gruis for the prerolled joints

orle wrote:

cornish pixie wrote:Slamming the tubs about spinning the around.

making shake/gruis for the prerolled joints

Could well be but dropping the tub and the contents is not a good thing !!!! Plus I nearly shit myself trying to save it falling lol

100% agreed, I definitely did not mean to defend them!

I get annoyed when the BT as much as throws my bag of weed on the counter, let alone if he would be shaking the trichs of a whole fkkin TUB of bud!

Asked the BT for a strong as fuck Indica for last joint at night. BT offered choice between Traincrash and Trainwreck, i plumped for the former and nabbed 2 grams. I think it was wonderful as i dont remember anything after smoking it.

Asked for some Manali Jungly Cream but was told only about 0.3g left in tub, i will have it. Usual high quality but just not enough, after i blazed it i just wanted more but being late on Sun night and leaving the next day i could not be arsed going to the other branches.

Ugh why'd you do it Greenhouse????

OK so hash wise this place, for me, is still superb. However they sold my GF probably the worst weed I have ever seen. UK included. And to make it worse this wasn't one of their cheaper strains it was their "Mango Haze" which was 14 euro a gram. This shit had literally NO crystal on it and as a laugh we stuck the whole G in a joint and it got me as high as the walk to the station did the day I left for the airport.

I tried the Shackzilla and it was a tasty smoke that was reasonably strong.

Hash wise... the Mexican Sativa hash was my favorite hash of the trip. This stuff was incredibly soft and had a lovely sweet smell that transferred over to the taste. Strength wise I tried my 1st joint of it on my 1st night at about 2am and it woke me up to the point that I had to spend another hr smoking mixed weed and black hash joints to feel tired enough for bed. The Jack cream and high end Moroccan from the menu were also superb.

Diesel Kush, 14 p/gr. Mild aroma, mild taste, but nicely cured tbf. Kinda flowery and earthy tasting. Heady buzz, not very kush-y in effect. Mild daytime stuff.

orle wrote:Diesel Kush, 14 p/gr. Mild aroma, mild taste, but nicely cured tbf. Kinda flowery and earthy tasting. Heady buzz, not very kush-y in effect. Mild daytime stuff.

yea prolly cause it's harvested early lol .

The green house ice is very similar to the green house effect black spice but a little stronger and harsher

Diesel kush - 15 or 16 euro - is shite

Agreed, Diesel Kush was weak in taste and FX.

Whatever mild aroma it had was gone two days later, leaving a bland piece of weak bud. Even if they'd charge half the price, it still wouldn't be worth it :/