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Never Clench Your Buttocks,

Posted: Thu 7th Nov 2013 12:22 pm
by A Leprechaun
http://www.eclectablog.com/2013/11/new- ... -stop.html

1. Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: Never Clench Your Buttocks,

Posted: Thu 7th Nov 2013 12:45 pm
by Bifton
Ok, so where was he hiding his stash then? :mrgreen:

Re: Never Clench Your Buttocks,

Posted: Thu 7th Nov 2013 12:53 pm
by Bifton
Just read the full story. I can't believe they actually billed him for it!!! Poor bstard, I hope he sues the arse off them.

Re: Never Clench Your Buttocks,

Posted: Thu 7th Nov 2013 01:04 pm
by worldcitizen1723
'Merica

land of the Free!


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