The never ending tales of that phucking dave x four

[davex4]

hi. only ave 13 mins of cafe time on tinternet and am well stoned as i gave in me notice and am going to raise one them order of justice fingies like wot we ave in Jersey U.k. phew......

Anyway, am going to buy houses now. one in Amerdam. on in juis swe en rock star land, one in el Spaino and one near where the missus comes from (current number one x ) in Estoril, Portugal where all the real Port comes from. pheewww.

So any way there i was looking in another mirror when suddenly




Any one got one of dem shilling fings for the gas meter? (lgbyf) Shit, none of dem croutons in me soup, phucking el mate..... just gone and fallen in love again


Her name is JUUP


Must rush and brush past Juup on the way to the loo loo land.

[Pauli Wallnuts]

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only kidding, i like these reports

[Sue Narmy]

You must be smoking some good weed yeah?