What NOT to do in Amsterdam

[treetop]

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT go on a month long break from toking, then proceed to roll and toke up a pure 1 gram spliff after arrival...

Stoned Times...But Very Very White Times

this exact thing happened to me four times and i bet it will happen again
as soon as the whitey hits.. "oh no not again"
the best cure is drink a soda and focus on your breathing..works for me

A juice type drink with lots of sugar works every time. Also cold water on the face.

Love this thread cos it gives me hope that other people do different stupid shit to me.

[Cudi_420]

Do NOT, I repeat do NOT go on a month long break from toking, then proceed to roll and toke up a pure 1 gram spliff after arrival...

Stoned Times...But Very Very White Times

this exact thing happened to me four times and i bet it will happen again
as soon as the whitey hits.. "oh no not again"
the best cure is drink a soda and focus on your breathing..works for me

A juice type drink with lots of sugar works every time. Also cold water on the face.

Love this thread cos it gives me hope that other people do different stupid shit to me.

Me in a nutshell my last trip.

I don't smoke during the semester, and I'll be going to E3 in LA for work ahead of Amsterdam, so no weed until February...I'll be sure to pack plenty of candy, soda and juice before my first spliff.

[Nimrod]

If you post a TnT, do not be a no-show.

We know 'it's Amsterdam', but have a little class and attend your own event.

Besides, Gapie gets pissed when he's stood up like that.

[Adamster]

Do not piss on the guy little Arab looking guy working at barney's (if he still there) Your piss will just bounce off him into your mouth ... was story short..he asked I.D to 2 young Punks and he freaked out..even the Music went silent for a Fraction on a second..UnPAUSED.. evrything to normal..Freak up Pause...

Do Not.. if she asks .. Milk with the Cafe?... 70% chance you'll get a LATTE and no a Cafe ...I told the girl at Green house NO on the Side..she does and makes a Latte tell about it! she's like < (yeah my cock fit just right in your mouth i should of said too her) Make's me a Coffee Expreso Dont they Know people like me Drink COFFEE in MEGA sizes !! ...well she never asked for the money .. so before leaving im here a tip 2.40euro .... < till this day she still remembers MOI

Never say Sorry to a young nice looking Dutch girl asking ya for information on where is what? !! cause good chance... she'll say ...Oh English and walk away ;( i now pull out the map and point out with nice big smile < got me a fuck nice little english fuck last time or maybe she was irish?! who knows!!

[Bilbo Baggins]

Dont get wasted and forget to take off your underpants as you step into the shower.

[Willjay]

Dont get wasted and forget to take off your underpants as you step into the shower.

is that not how you wash them when you travel

[freakbrother2013]

Do not get drunk and touch arab girly's ass,because you'll get nicked.Not cool,and dutch police suck!!

[gromit]

dont buy the red milk ,...its not vit.D its rich butter milk ,...go with the blue ,...
dont sit on a spike or step in dog shnitz,....

[LionofJudah]

dont sit on a spike

That's just all-around sensible advice for life

Just check out this cautionary tale, the last line especially:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caupolic%C3%A1n

[matty223]

dont sit on a spike

That's just all-around sensible advice for life

Just check out this cautionary tale, the last line especially:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caupolic%C3%A1n

someone took notes from Vlad

[Nimrod]

Do not allow your jet-lagged sense of perception to permit the obviously drunken motherfucker in Utopia to piss all over the toilet floor, when you could have been bold enough to grab him and pull him out of the toilet before he was able to get busy. Still regret not giving him the boot my own damn self. Would have been fun, and Ingi would have dug it.

[matty223]

Do not allow your jet-lagged sense of perception to permit the obviously drunken motherfucker in Utopia to piss all over the toilet floor, when you could have been bold enough to grab him and pull him out of the toilet before he was able to get busy. Still regret not giving him the boot my own damn self. Would have been fun, and Ingi would have dug it.

she had every right the drunk tard, remember she even yelled at his wife, demanding she cleaned it up

[Nimrod]

Do not leave Amsterdam without cashing in all the plastic bottles you paid the 'statie fles' for.
It's easy and fun to do.

Put them in a plastic shopping bag, and like a good part-time Dutchie, take them to an Albert Heijn. In the back of the store, usually by the bakery, is a small machine that will accept your bottles. Feed the bottles into the machine, then press the one and only button to get a receipt that you can either cash out, or use as cash in a store purchase.

It's YOUR money. Take it back.

+statie fles, my ass.

[Slim d]

Do Not think this will be your last visit.

[mafufero]

Do Not think this will be your last visit.

I've thought this each of the two visits (2011 & 2012), mainly because of the uncertainty of my job. Yet, here I am planning a third trip. I guess one could be cynical too and think the opposite, "don't assume you'll be back." Nah, I like your approach much better.